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My name is Reid.
It rhymes with words like bead and seed.
HISTORY OF REID:
1982 – Born
1987 – Learned to love water
1991 – Expert in multiplication tables
1994 – Found out the Civil War wasn’t about slavery
1997 – Wore Speedo as underwear to school
1999 – Prom pictures confiscated by parents
2000 – NYC and I fall in love
2004 – SF and I fall in love
2007 – Started 1 Million 1 Shot
POTENTIAL INTERVIEW WITH REID FROM THE YEAR 2028:
Chicago Tribune: And at what point did you decide the wig was necessary?
Reid: Are you talking about before or after the Ferris Wheel incident?
Chicago Tribune: After.
Reid: (sighs) Well…I guess it’s hard to say.
